After declaring victory, Joel Tudor continues crusade against Hawaiian Airlines in court of law

Fight on.

It would seem that Matt Biolos is not the only surfing personality currently involved in a lawsuit.  Three-time world champion and BJJ (i.e., the “let’s act like your opponent is just willing to go to the ground with you and couldn’t possibly be armed with a knife” martial art) black belt Joel Tudor has also taken his well-publicized spat with Hawaiian Airlines to San Diego County Superior Court, civil limited jurisdiction division. 

This lawsuit (which names both Hawaiian Airlines and Alaska Airlines as defendants) was filed on September 29th, and according to the docket, it currently remains pending, even after Joel very publicly declared victory over Hawaiian Airlines over its recently announced changes to its surfboard baggage policies.  And while I think Joel was certainly fighting the good fight here, one wonders why he still feels the need to pursue this lawsuit in light of this development, particularly because this is in “limited jurisdiction” (which means the recovery is capped at $35,000 exclusive of any contractual or statutorily available attorneys’ fees).   

There are also some things about this lawsuit that that can only be described as odd. 

To start, Joel filed a request to waive court fees, which the Court granted on October 1st. The actual request Joel filed is not publicly available, so I cannot tell what the specific reasons were. That being said, these types of fee waivers are reserved for truly impoverished persons who have demonstrated that they are unable to afford the filing fees. Did Joel Tudor knowingly underrepresent his financial situation in a court filing?  Or has he truly fallen on hard times financially? Needless to say, if he could have afforded the plane ticket on Hawaiian Airlines he is suing over, it would seem that he should be able to afford the $370 initial filing fee in the limited jurisdiction division. Hell, he can presumably afford to live in Del Mar and even I probably couldn’t afford to do that in this day and age. 

Joel is also represented by a Beverly Hills attorney named Judith Robenzadeh, whom I’ve never heard of, but I am completely enthralled by her ostensible culinary prowess just the same.  According to her website, she appears to be a solo practitioner who seems to do a bit of everything (which usually means an attorney isn’t particularly experienced or skilled in a more specialized area). 

According to her Instagram handle though, Judith describes herself as a “[l]awyer by day challah baker by night” and holy hell, does she ever have some delicious looking challahs (is that the plural of challah, or is it kind of like the word deer?) on her Insta. So, I don’t know about hiring her as an attorney (as I will explain), but I would buy one of her challah offerings in a heartbeat. In fact, I’d even buy two or more.  I further think she really could lean into the obvious law/challah alliterative potential here if she makes a business out of this. Challah and Order?  Breaking the Challah?  Above the Challah?  Letter of the Challah? This needs to happen.

Getting to the case itself, I’ve reviewed a copy of the Complaint, and it largely tracks the story Joel relayed on Instagram and in other interviews from a factual perspective, so I am not seeing any inconsistencies there.  The Complaint itself is a bit over-pled, including causes of action (i.e. claims) for: 1) Breach of Contract; 2) Breach of the Covenant of Good Faith And Fair Dealing; 3) Violation of California’s Unfair Competition Law; 4) Violation of California’s Consumer Legal Remedies Act; 5) Conversion; 6) Unjust Enrichment/Restitution; 7) Negligent Misrepresentation; and 8) Discrimination/Arbitrary Refusal of Services.

Our challah maven Judith also has incorporated into each cause of action a “prayer for relief” (i.e., a statement of the remedies requested, such as damages, attorneys’ fees, injunctive relief, etc.), rather than including the prayer for relief on each cause of action at the end of the Complaint, as any experienced litigator would. This tells me that Joel’s lawyer either might not be very experienced, or has just learned some very peculiar ways of practicing from someone else.  

As for the strength of Joel’s claims, it’s really going to depend on what Hawaiian Airlines’ ticketing terms and conditions say in terms of any contractual remedy.  For instance, that contract might actually say something like, “we will permit board lengths up to 115 inches in length, but we still have the absolute discretion to screw you over and refuse any baggage.”  The real teeth of the Complaint though, is the California Consumer Legal Remedies Act (the “CLRA”), which is a statutory scheme that protects individuals from business fraud.  The CLRA also provides for an award for attorneys’ fees for a prevailing plaintiff, which means that a plaintiff can prove only $1.00 in damages but still be entitled to his or her attorneys’ fees, even if those fees are in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. 

That being said, Joel’s attorney might be somewhat botching a fairly viable CLRA cause of action here.  This is because the CLRA provides a “safe harbor” provision for a defendant to cure the alleged CLRA violations within thirty days of receipt of notice of the violations in writing.  Sending that “safe harbor letter” to a defendant is a prerequisite to recovering damages under the CLRA, and you generally need to set that forth within the Complaint.  That has not been pled here, so the Defendants will likely move to strike the damages remedy in response to this Complaint unless it is amended to fix that problem first. 

The “discrimination” cause of action also makes utterly no sense here, because the Complaint does not allege that the Alaska Airlines employee acted in the way she did because of any personal characteristics like race, gender, religion, age, disability, etc.  Joel is also a middle-aged white male—not exactly an example of the oppressed and downtrodden.  There is no way that claim survives.

If this case does not settle, it is highly likely that the Defendants will move to compel “arbitration” (i.e., resolution by a private judge or panel of private judges) given that most airlines have mandatory arbitration clauses baked into their customer agreements.  Arbitration clauses are generally (but not always) enforceable depending on the verbiage and how prevalently they appear in within the contract.  Arbitration would also mean that Joel, who is claiming an inability to pay the court fees, would need to pay for half of the arbitrator’s fees unless his attorney advances those fees for him. 

And arbitration is not usually consumer friendly either, given that it is the big companies that are the ones including these arbitration clauses within their contracts.  In short, arbitrators know where their bread is buttered and tend to rule accordingly.  Unless there is some sort of egregious miscarriage of the law or a conflict of interest by an arbitrator, an arbitration award is generally not appealable, even if the arbitrator outright misapplies the law.

The Defendants’ deadline to respond to the Complaint is November 22nd, so we’ll see if this lawsuit is dismissed before then or whether Joel intends to carry on with his crusade.  To the extent that his lawyer is representing him on a contingency basis though, she is not going to want to dismiss this until she extracts a substantial payment of attorneys’ fees out of the Defendants.  Truth be told, there’s a part of me that wants Joel to really stick it to Hawaiian Airlines and go all the way with this lawsuit over a mere pittance when compared to the kind of money most other lawsuits involve.  If it were me though, I’d just take the public relations win and order a couple of those challahs.

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PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
10 months ago

Good stuff CT Esq. You seem like a reasonably competent lawyer. Hope you chose a lucrative specialty.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
10 months ago

Honest question Com, rough numbers, how much of the legal babble nowadays you think is full-on chatgpt’d? A good half at least?

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago

AI research with the major legal online research tools should in theory make things cheaper for the client—it’s not perfect (and you still have to double check), but you get a research memorandum in 30 seconds that you’d otherwise have an associate billing 5-10+ hours for.

The generative, “draft a contract, pleading, discovery, brief” aspect of legal AI is still worthless at this stage.

At the end of the day though, AI cannot make an appearance in court, it cannot take a deposition, it cannot try a case, and it cannot argue an appeal.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
10 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Cant help but wonder a lawyer being asked to draft up a contract or a petition, he goes back to his office, logs on to an AI tool spends a good 5 minutes drafting a comprehensive prompt, clicks enter, brews some coffee, browses social for a while, shares a few memes, a few yawns and presto – here’s your draft document and an invoice for a few hard worked hours.

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago

I’m sure there’s already a bit of that going on. But with generative AI detecting tools also getting better, I wouldn’t be surprised if we start seeing State Bars start punishing attorneys for that kind of fraud.

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago

it’s true—I sincerely value the opinions of the type of knuckle draggers who use the term “wokies”

Brutus
Brutus
10 months ago

after much procrastinating, I am flying Alaskan airlines tomorrow to Hawaii because free boards up to 10’5 and 50 lb……I have a 10′ cover with 3 bds…..so let the journey begin and Joel, thanx mate for all the effort….now could you also make sure there’s enough air controllers…..starting to look pretty ominous the shutdown!

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago
Reply to  Brutus

Godspeed. There’s no way I would get on an airplane in the United States right now if I didn’t absolutely have to.

Brutus
Brutus
10 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

haha, choice….get stuck in California or get to Hawaii…..risk is a wonderful adventure part of life!

heliosart pacifica
heliosart pacifica
10 months ago

TL/DR

1500+ words from a “lawyer” who spends all day on BeachGrit (when he’s not investigating Joel Tudor) but makes fun of Joel’s lawyer because she bakes bread as a hobby.

Do most lawyers worth their law degree spend the weekday shitposting on Internet forums and doing online investigations of ex-pro surfers they don’t like?

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago

Most lawyers go golfing on their off days, while I tend to surf and shitpost. And who says I don’t like Joel? He makes me laugh!

Rocks local
Rocks local
10 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

now I’m really suspicious — have never met a real lawyer who publicly admitted to having “off days” !!!!

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago
Reply to  Rocks local

more like, days I don’t go into the office but have to still read a hundred stupid e-mails anyway.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
10 months ago

People underestimate just how quickly lawyers can consume and excrete the written word. They’ve always been grossly overrepresented on internet forums and comment sections.

Brutus
Brutus
10 months ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

yes but who wouldn’t if you were paid by the word?

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago
Reply to  Brutus

I’m paid because of the word. If I were paid by the word, then I would never shut up.

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
10 months ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

“Excrete the written word”
Truer words were never spoken.

JSC
JSC
10 months ago

“the recovery is capped at $35,000”

That will buy a substantial quantity of weed –

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
10 months ago
Reply to  JSC

Or your books, if anyone were that desparate to waste any money.

JSC
JSC
10 months ago

At USD $60 each, that would be 583 copies of surfEXPLORE: Discovering New Surfing Locations Worldwide –

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
10 months ago
Reply to  JSC

Guaranteed I’ve contributed 584 better turds than the book to my loo over the last year.

JSC
JSC
10 months ago

That would be an average of 1.6 turds per day –

surfEXPLORE: Discovering New Surfing Locations Worldwide selling well, up to #35 on Amazon this week, thanks!

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago
Reply to  JSC

I’m waiting for the audio version, and I want it read by Patrick Stewart.

JSC
JSC
10 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Patrick Stewart would be a great narrator – probably too expensive for the publisher, but who knows?

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
10 months ago

That gave me indigestion. Comparable to eating a half baked version of a JP Currie comp report.

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago
Reply to  Durban Poison

but equating this to a half baked version of a JP Currie comp report is high praise if you ask me!

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
10 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Haha I guess indigestion comes in various levels

Geronimo Mastrobator
Geronimo Mastrobator
10 months ago

Who gives a shit about the nuances of the lawsuit. At least he went through with it, and good thing he did. There isn’t a lot of surfers with clout that have the wherewithal to take on a fight like this, so it’s nice that we have someone on our side.

I’ve got a separate issue with Alaska and Hawaiian regarding their merger — specifically how my wife, a Hawaiian and long-time Hawaiian Airlines frequent flyer and cardholder, and I, a long-time Alaska Mileage Plan member and cardholder, have been treated lately while flying. None of it makes sense.

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
10 months ago

Upvote for the use of the stupid word “wherewithal”
Nevertheless, notwithstanding the fact that I’m ungood of English, and love stupid words, I henceforth have herewith thus learned a new stupid word.

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago

that was something you were heretofore unaware of?

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
10 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Hitherto, I had not heard that one

heliosart pacifica
heliosart pacifica
10 months ago

Who gives a shit?

Wokies and r/surfing types with too much time on their hands.

deeks
deeks
10 months ago

In other surf adjacent breaking news…wsl to install “cartman” toilet at bells Beach. Construction to be completed by April 26

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
10 months ago

Hahahahaha

Mapski
Mapski
10 months ago

Maybe the airline staff saw the asking price of his surfboards.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
10 months ago

Sorry I didn’t read the article cuz if I’m honest I just don”t care. Has anyone splashed on Only Fans yet to have a squizz at Moana’s top bollocks?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
10 months ago

Given he named his son “Tosh,” everything from Joel is always a net loss.


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