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Not enough Great Whites in the drink says minister.

“There aren’t enough of them” NSW Minister makes shock claim following spate of Great White attacks

Four days after near-fatal Great White mauling, politician suggests the shark population needs increasing.

Four days after a Sydney mum was mauled by a Great White in a flagged swimming area yards off Coogee beach, nine months after Mercury Psillaski was bitten in half by a Great White near Dee Why and four years on since Simon Neillist was eaten alive by a Great White in front of a bank of phone cameras at Malabar, the NSW Minister for Agriculture has told an interviewer there ain’t enough Great Whites out there.

Ironically, six months before he was killed Malabar swimmer Nellist posted on Facebook, “Shark net and drum lines protect no one and kill all kinds of marine life each year.”

It was the first fatal shark attack in Sydney since 1963 when the actress Marcia Hathaway, legs as delicate as a crane’s and let’s not be coy here fine jutting breasts clearly created by God, was hit in Sydney Harbour although not, as you know, the first, or last, fatal Great White attack in Australia where the fish has been afforded federal protection since 1999. 

And here we are with Tara Moriarty, who grew up one hundred miles away from the coast, making the wild ol claim on Sky News that we gotta plump the Great White population up a little more after it was politely suggested that maybe, like, just maybe, there’s more Great Whites out there than y’think.

‘There’s not enough’: NSW minister dismisses call for fewer white sharks after Coogee attack

The last epoch where Great Whites put the fear of god into Sydneysiders was in February and March, 1922, when Great Whites killed 18-year-old Milton Coughlan and 21-year-old Mervyn Gannon.

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Thirteen years later, and only one week apart, two swimmers were killed by Great Whites, one at Maroubra and the other at North Narrabeen.

Back then, no one was real squeamish about killing a fish and, so, beaches were netted and Great Whites hooked if they threatened to give hell.

Now we’re back to a kind of twenties, thirties scenario.

And a little irony surrounding the Coogee attack this week.

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The council had only just erected giant banners celebrating “gentle giant” sharks, which have now been removed.

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Corey Webster

I’m gonna rely on the science. Right now the research is showing that 4 million dollar grants are being given out for tagging.

KRIS

I have a theory.
Fishos, you’ll hate this, and I know I’m a fuckwit, so, as follows:

Coastal recreational fishing FAD’s are enticing a greater number of mature GWS from deeper oceanic waters into the coastal zone – and they’re staying for extended periods?

Have a nice day…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I want to ask a question.

Apparently Sharks have roamed the oceans for roughly 450 million years. This means their ancestors evolved more than 200 million years before the earliest dinosaurs and even predate trees.

So, do they have personalities, and show individual traits, from one shark to the next?

Are there Good Sharks and Bad Sharks, Or are they Dumb as fuck and Hungry.

Culling a single “species” is kinda fucked, but I guess humans can be into that and there are no rules?

I do feel Sorry for Mr “JAWS” that never ate a single human wing or leg, and is a Vegan Shark… getting culled because he fits the profile

When it was a Crazy Shark Cunt going around giving them all a bad name.

Difficult

Sharks are fucked, but tasty, and nobody had a problem eating them till we learn about all the toxins….

Now Basa is fine, bred in shit in the Mekong and sold here cheap….because they don’t even live long enough to get any toxins

Cows kill more people….. Lucky they are tasty still now the mad cow is gone

You just cannot simply remove large rogue sharks, all the good ones will die while the cheeky cunts will still chomp

On the opposite side, I am all for it though, what else can you do if nets and baited hooks do not work…

They got a few hundred million years on us and everything

Sharks deserve “CUNT OF THE WEEK”

Feed their Battered Flake to terminally ill cancer patients…I doubt they care about the mercury and heavy metals, like asbestos….

Tastes so fuckn GOOD

pipspuss

Duuuuuummmmmmmbbbbb
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnntttt

The Bitchy Crab

Yeh

Capt Sensible

Why have i got these stinking badges , i dont need no stinking badges.

Capt Sensible

If the WSL had a shark comp , none would turn up , or at least none with teeth.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

There would be baitballs a-plenty, but only before and after the waiting period.

zionism is a death cult

Brutus

perhaps we should call the Zionist Health and wellness cult…….to help,LOL??

pipspuss

Glad to see you around. Miss your wisdom and stories

Pauly Matt War-Shore
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Good t see you have grown up

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Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Where you been mate?
Btw will you be on the north shore this winter? Buy you a beer if I see you

KRIS

… don’t forget those ‘acceleratorist’ Chabad cunters.

justiceminister

Get her swimming around if she’s able, unlikely, and see how she reacts as a big arsed white comes alongside and gobbles up her meaty exterior.

Mcsippa

that’d be two big arsed whites

Blowin

How’s the state of that pasty,rotund cunt.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

you rooted her

Blowin

She was fucked well before I got near her

@TheRealJackMeoff

Wow that is properly fucked.

deeks

an example of the complete retards we have in aus. Politics

Antipodes

Maybe I’m overly optimistic, but it feels like the mainstream media is starting to notice that more people are getting bitten in half.

The bullshit responses around ambiguous future tech solutions and white pointer numbers was nauseating though.

Blowin

Nah,it’s just a Sydney thing.

The media wouldn’t care if a 1000ft shark was devouring nth coast townsfolk by the bus load. They’d only give a fuck if it interrupted their holidays up the coast.

If something happens in WA it may as well happen on the moon for all the East coast media cares.

Antipodes

I think you might be right. The same applies with the Eyre peninsular and SA, no one seems to care if people get eaten there semi-frequently.

The thought I had in the surf this morning was to work out if we can highlight the negative impact this is having on Australia as a tourism destination.

Blowin

Cage diving brings more people to the Eyre than surfing.

Wouldn’t put too much hope in that direction.

Brutus

yep they chum the water in Neptune bay near Streaky……..so sharks are incontact with humans……and we wonder why people dressed as seals get attacked,LOL!!

Brutus

semi frequently , is that once a year or…??

Perhaps in people didn’t frolic in the ocean, where sharks are known to feed???

Nick Carroll

Not the case.

The attack cluster on the north coast of NSW back in 2014/15 led directly to a big increase in NSW Govt expenditure on shark mitigation. The spend jumped from maybe $1m pa to $16 million over five years. The program attracted more and more funding until it now sits around $30mill pa.

Re WA, the fisheries are a WA Govt responsibility. The WA State Govt is absolutely swimming in money thanks to the weird disparity in GST distributions, which is mostly due to east coast state GST earnings being unevenly distributed to WA. If you’re seriously concerned about WA funding for shark mitigation, go and stick it up the WA DPIRD. They could spend more than NSW and it wouldn’t even scratch the surface.

Barnycle

I was able to benefit from that expenditure in 2019 on my only visit to Aus. Paddled out, alone, at the break where the Japanese man got taken, just north of the Ballina wall. I wasn’t sure if it was even a surf spot but I saw a wave so I walked over from the carpark and asked the lifeguard.

He said that it was indeed a surf break and that he’d send up the drone to monitor me. Told me what to do if the drone came down low, etc. He kept the drone up for my whole session, which was unfortunately short as the wave fell apart with the changing of the tide. I’ll be forever grateful for that sort of care and attention. My heart breaks for my aussie brethren and the lack of support that they get from the general public.

JSC

A politician this uninformed and clearly stupid – are you sure they are not American?

Andy C
Strayan Cunt

How fucked are Gaylanders? Pack of dole bulging cunts who spend their days dropping in on each other and drinking XXXX gold

Andy C

And sucking horses off

Strayan Cunt

They’re the Kiwis of Straya

Pauly Matt War-Shore

How long do you think you could survive on only hot horse loads for sustenance?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

suck shit cunts- 44-22

Sellme fitzgobbins

Should have guessed you were a ranga

deeks

I know you hate em mate but Munster!! Ya gotta admit ! If I was in a trench I’d want that bloke next to me

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

suck shit cunt 44-22

Gil Gunderson

Isn’t that the mushroom murderer?

Strayan Cunt

Both look like they have never seen the sun or a beach in their whole lives

Andy C

I thought it was Occy

Capt Sensible

I wish the cunts would eat a bunch of euro backpackers for a change , or at least some troopy life mal riding hispsters farrk even one or two jew cunt surf tourists.

Nick Carroll

You’ve already had your wish. In spring last year, two European van lifers were attacked by a large bull shark near Crowdy Head, NSW. The woman was killed and the man (who went to help) lost a leg.

Forgive me – I just don’t reckon this shit is that funny. Everyone’s flippant about sharks until they actually encounter one.

Capt Sensible

I wasnt being funny , thats the funny part.

KRIS

… sure you ain’t Rat Scabies?

@surfads

If anything im becoming more radical left wing as i get older – except on this topic.

could sharks be my gateway drug to getting a job at the centre for independent studies and launching right wing talking points masquerading as thought leadership pieces out into the sky news / the Australian / paid social media promotion echo chamber?

Strayan Cunt

Completely unrelated but I see Donny has finally come out publicly and told Israel that bombing tower blocks full of innocents while “looking for someone” aint” acceptable. Rest of the world has been telling you that for the last year ya fucking dog of a cunt and what has it achieved except the killing of tens of thousands of innocents and world economic crisis? Their blood is on American hands

Strayan Cunt

At least he showed Iran they don’t need to spend billions on developing nuclear weapons and shutting the Strait works way better with no real cost to them. Not sure what was more embarrassing for the Land of the Free and Greatest Democracy on Earth, Donny flogging Teslas on the Whitehouse lawns with Eloon or that pay per view MMA debacle the other night for his 80th? America is now being run by cunts who wouldn’t even make the cut the cut in an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians hahaha

Sean Connery

I thought you had a big concrete pour today mate? You miss the deadline again? Let me know if you need me to fly down there and show you a thing or two. Deadlines are my specialty.

channelbottom
Strayan Cunt

Thats soooo good

deeks
Chief Hot stuff

Typical government worker brainrot.

Blowin

She doesn’t give a fuck if sharks are eating babies out of prams. Labor depends on the Greens for power > Greens are shiftless shitcunts who think infinity great whites is even better for the environment than infinity third world immigrants into a land of thin top soil, drought and flooding rains.

Blowin

You are already right wing on many issues. You just don’t understand the difference.

Spruiking mass immigration is the most right wing thing in history. Multiculturalism is a right wing prerogative.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Right wingers would rather we bring in more poor white people to drive wages down, but we already took 15% of New Zealand’s population. So brown it is. Just don’t let them live in the nice part of town.

Brutus

I think Fred Pawle got that job!!

Occy's Nostril

As we now seem to celebrate every lefty group with a special day of their own, parade, inclusivness etc. How about Vic Hislop day the one day a year you can get out there and rip into old whitey.

Strayan Cunt

Or what about we just have shark pride month? Cunts can paddle around with a sheep carcass on their legs

Chief Hot stuff

Retard month is every month

injury

22yrs surfing ToS and yesterday was first time I paddled over and paddled straight back because too sharky. Black swamp of baitfish hugging the rock wall, birds going to town, big fish feeding frenzy on smaller fish, nobody out. Drove to Cooly to surf with 200 dudes instead of none.

Few months ago we had three days of bulls tearing through the shallows, pinning the crew out back, one guy got a light bite paddling through them, others hit by tails etc, somewhere between 20 and 100 bulls. Around the same time on a pumping clear sunny day a huge white stalked the lineup such that everyone with a ski or boat gave everyone else a lift back to spit, completely emptied the lineup.

We’re not seeing fins on the regular but the activity in the water is crazy, never seen before. All local crew saying same. Feels very likely someone gonna get hit in QLD soon. Yeah it’s still worse in NSW, but boots on the ground here, we don’t have confidence the nets are doing much. This year feels different to all others.

Strayan Cunt

It’s sooo fucked up ay. Surf on me own heaps of mornings before work around Kingy and genuinely feel like anytime I could get taken out. Gotta protect those Noahs though, they were here first we keep getting told.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

fuk that mate- never surfing those back bank beachies again.

Strayan Cunt

I’m hearing ya mate but its either that or barely surfing for me cuz I’m doing heaps long days on site and have mini me on the weekends

deeks

Come down to vicco mate. The whites are so big we’re just a pretzel to em. P.s. if I’m not here tomorrow you’ll know that irony is a hell of a thing.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Allegedly a GW seen at Jarosites on the long weekend, but after speaking to a cooler head who was out there, dolphin was the more likely company.

astro

It is really a fucken disgrace that it’s come to this… thank Christ it’s not that bad here. But it’s a coming. Gotta be.

The Bitchy Crab

Where you at?

astro

Spending more time on West Coast of NI, NZ these days.
Still get out East a bit.

The Bitchy Crab

Yeah, me neither.

@surfads

You paddled the seaway?

The Bitchy Crab

Bruz, I paddled it every morning it was good or goodish or even passably ok before work. Never saw a fin, I guess a few saw me, howevs.

@surfads

Only paddled it the once and still have the oyster scars to show for it

KRIS

… Memories!
I drew a ‘mild confidence ‘ we’d be unscathed with a certain Simon R. trailing close behind on his boogs.
… But only just.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Couldn’t get through the clip above, what was her actual quote?

The Bitchy Crab

There’s not enough of them. Hard to watch I know.

tim_nelsen

‘what is she really sayin’? I was born into a shark family…Uncle white?

The Bitchy Crab

Irony is she rules over the killin’ of wild horses and kangaroos in nat parks.

astro

That’s too funny. The horses I get being non-native but the Roos in National Parks ….? A native species in its native habitat? That’s pretty fucked up.
Unless there’s too many roos and the area of the park can’t sustain them. So you’d have to cul….. oops. Anyways, need more sharks!

Cousin Smedley

Aussie gov wants you guys culled instead

deeks

But there aren’t enough of us ! We need protection !


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