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Pro-Israel judges pushed Cole Houshmand to historic victory at Fiji Pro, source claims

"Think what a jewish world surfing champion could do for their need to inspire the zionists who don't want to fight."

In one of the latest examples of Israel Derangement Syndrome, where the tentacles of the dang Heebs are deemed to be everywhere, literal monsters with horns, tails, and cloven hooves, one noted surfer, followed by Surfline no less, has claimed Cole Houshmand only won the Fiji Pro because of the WSL’s Zionist-stacked judging panel.

The surfer, @252bruh69, whose handle #autismbeatszionism and a link to Nazi-themed South Park ep might give a few clues to his political lean, wrote on the WSL’s Instagram post shortly after Houshmand’s historic win against Gabriel Medina.

Houshmand is a great surfer but Israeli and appears the judges are really tacking on the jew points for him and the anat girl recently.

Think what a jewish world surfing champion could do for their need to inspire the zionists who don’t want to fight out of fear of loss, to be strong/ have “strong jews” to idolize…

The flippening of merit in spaces they target has tended to start slow, historically speaking.

Pro-Israel Judges Pushed Cole Houshmand To Historic Victory At Fiji Pro, Source Claims 2

Houshman, who is twenty five, is a San Clemente man of Persian descent, although not from the noted Jewish-Iranian diaspora who fled the country when it became an Islamic theocracy.

No connection with that brave middle eastern democracy with Syria right there on its eastern flank, either.

For further information on that jewel of the Levant read, “Israel is the raddest surf trip on Earth!”, “What the Gudauskas Brothers got wrong about Israel”, “Let’s go schlepping, surfing gets into the 2021 Jewish Olympics!”, “Ozzie Wright sings King of the Jews!”, Movie: “The Hebrew Hammer!”.

Oh, question to the stakeholders living beneath, are WSL judges skewed towards Zion or, as regularly pointed out by Brazilian surf fans, simply ethno-racists?

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Capt Sensible

Jewish isnt a nationality

Strayan Cunt

If anyone is wondering why Cole gets a hard time off some crew just look at that picture of him up top. He has leopard print hair a fucking leopard on his board and is waving the Stars and Stripes. Then on the live feed there was even a drone above him and the seppo national anthem playing in the background.

Then add on the fact he posed for a photo with Andrew Tate looking even prouder and happier than he did winning the contest. Then on top of that he tops it off pretending to love god Hahahahahaha what a complete CUNT

K0o_o0K

beachgrit, where single anonymous comments’ dreams for attention come true

PacificNorthPest

Backwards ocho to cuna sounds like something you pay a Buenos Aires whore a lot extra for

Jack John Johnson

Has anyone else noticed hard-boiled eggs trending in recent surf productions?

Rich Marx

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Agreed to a family trip months ago and there are no boards on the boat.

Rocks local

there was a time when 100 comments really meant something (ha)

do enjoy the pretty pics , you Aussies are a sentimental bunch – let us know if you need a good strong USA style cuddle

Chief Hot stuff

Im starting to think Stayan and pops are russian bots cause they dont seem very australian

HamSammish

Why is Beachgrit and the Grit podcast trying so hard to take a shit on Houshman’s victory? This story is flat out lame and on the podcast the two dunces there were tryharding the whole Andrew Tate thing again. Pathetic. No HamSammish.

deeks

Geez I dunno what happened to this thread.
from biscuits to cookies
it reads like you’re dead.
then comes a god Underwater
we know
to remind us all of letting it go
the Queensland cunt with his wife in the trunk
hits a nerve with the south western w a punk
and we all think what the fuck cunt
can you talk yourself up any more. to be blunt

Strayan Cunt

I had no idea there was a Gaylander on here mate?

Beef & Beer

Criiiikey
There’s a lot of “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine” gay shit goin’ on ’round here lately.
So here’s a snorkeling shot to calm it all down

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And I didn’t hide my face, unlike many…

deeks

Jeezuz dyin for our sins !! Underwater at that. Did you speargun yourself as well. Probably need to if you’re dying for mine.

Kwan

Speakin’ of historical stakeholders… and stuff..

Who could forget Jimmy Cook! And why would ya!

Jimmy was the gun for hire. The best of the best. Battle proven. Meticulous in recording and providing accurate data and detail.Including about different cultures. Proven beyond all doubt. The GOAT of scouts. So when the Brits needed the facts, the truth, the intel, there was never any doubt. JIMMY!!!

The Brits had a hellish dilemma. They were so advanced, that their prisons (and courts), were overflowing with crims, the ever advancing river rising, flooding the place with scumbags, rapists, murderers, thieves, liars, charlatans, serial killers… you name it! All innocent of course… And yes, many will quickly jump in and point out that due to corruption etc, plenty were actually innocent. So I guess that is even a marker of even more truly elite advancement, advanced prisons overflowing with scumbags, rapists, murderers, thieves, liars, charlatans, serial killers, and, innocent people! And of course, those plagues of fuckin’ rats… Wow, where do we sign…

There was only one answer. Jimmy Cook. So away he went, down under (and yes, with those ever present, fuckin’ rats). And, Jimmy, the GOAT, got a shock. Here’s Jimmy Cook’s intel. First hand. From his own, expert, elite, experienced, meticulous hand.

‘From what I have said of the Natives of New-Holland they may appear to some to be the most wretched people upon Earth, but in reality they are far more happier than we Europeans; being wholy unacquainted not only with the superfluous but the necessary conveniencies so much sought after in Europe, they are happy in not knowing the use of them. They live in a Tranquillity which is not disturb’d by the Inequality of Condition: The Earth and sea of their own accord furnishes them with all things necessary for life; they covet not Magnificent Houses, Houshold-stuff &Ca. they live in a warm and fine Climate and enjoy a very wholsome Air, so that they have very little need of Clothing and this they seem to be fully sencible of, for many to whome we gave Cloth &Ca. to, left it carlessly upon the Sea beach and in the woods as a thing they had no manner of use for. In short they seem’d to set no Value upon any thing we gave them, nor would they ever part with any thing of their own for any one article we could offer them; this, in my opinion argues that they think themselves provided with all the necessarys of Life and that they have no Superfluities —’

‘I do not look upon them to be a warlike People, on the Contrary I think theym am timorous and inoffensive race, no ways inclinable to cruelty, as appear’d from their behavour to one of our people in Endeavour River which I have before mentioned. Neither are they very numerous, they live in small parties along by the Sea Coast, the banks of Lakes, Rivers creeks &Ca. They seem to have no fix’d habitation but move about from place to place like wild Beasts in search of food, and I beleive depend wholy upon the success of the present day for their subsistance.’

Wot? Music to the British war machine’s (and yea, the fuckin’rats) ears! No war machine, no contest! Delete the fuckers! Tell everyone there’s no one home! Flood the place with innocent crims! Easy as! And remember, dead men, women and children tell no tales! Thanks Jimmy!

‘Begging your pardon, but, I said… but… but…’

Terra Nullius, the birth of a prison!

‘Oye weeee runnan owta ammow n wea karn’t keel ver farkers n nowe vey awl rekun vair hewmerns n stuff… pluz ver farkin’ ratz…’

Not a problem for any practiced, advancing, serial war machine. Even back then. Flood the skies, the airwaves with, yes, bullshit. Aka, ‘propaganda’. Proven to work wonders. Even to get neighbors to dob on each other and to chuck their kids into blast furnaces. Even to get ’em enthusiastically screamin’ ‘kamikaze’! Even to get ’em blowing up school kids.

‘They ain’t human! Jimmy told us, trump ’em, blow the fuckers off the map! Use advanced science!’

‘No I didn’t… pardon me… but… that’s not what I wrote…’

‘Keep ya gob shut Jimmy, move orn… if ya know what’s good…’

‘The science says… they’re definitely human’.

‘FFS!!! Put the fear of God up ’em then! And breed the fuckers out! Just get rid of em!’

But, First Australian Peoples are the longest continual Cultures ever. 60,000 years. Without ever declaring war on any other country. 60,000 years, where around 800 distinct Cultural groups of people learned to share and nurture a country, and frequently interact with each other, without wiping each other out. Where Cultures didn’t relentlessly collapse, and differences were respected. All while dealing with monumental environmental changes. A connected success story requiring a level of understanding and sophistication, beyond the simplistic, separatist, dog eat dog war mongers. So, it wasn’t so easy to just trump them, and just ‘wipe them off the map’, and ‘blow them up’. That, primitive, brute force war mongering, posturing and threatening, was, and is not the key to First Australian Peoples unmatched success. The key to their success, was and is understanding the full complexity of being ‘human’, of being connected to all.

So when that tactic failed too, the British war machine, propaganda machine upped the anti. The British war mongers promoted and portrayed First Australian Peoples, who even by the British standards and laws were rightful, legal, ‘Sovereign owners’ of Australia, as, ‘lying, cheating, war mongering, murderous, rapist, never to be trusted, simpleton bludgers… Jimmy and his mates told us…’

‘Pardon me… again… but… no…’

‘Shuddup Jimi… ‘ere, go fur a surf or sumthin…’

The British propaganda blitzed and polluted the air waves, from every possible angle.

And, despite the British war machine even launching the kitchen sink at First Australian Peoples, they survived even that. Early days yet, but as First Australian Peoples emerge from the horrors and devastation and rubble created by the British war machine, their Cultures are alive and kicking. Sadly, understandably, some are wounded, maybe mortally, maybe beyond repair. But First Australian Peoples are guns at relaying their messages across vast distances, and seemingly insurmountable obstacles, at leaving the marks that created the 60,000 year, unmatched success story. At being human, at being humane beings.

https://youtu.be/g2GZ3kZAzgA

As for the British war machine story? Their trump card? The bombs, and… ‘llllluuuurrrrvvvee’? What an advanced mashup!

deeks
Brutus

wow Kwan….now thats what I call an educational speech/article/post….it’s exactly the opposite of what blowie is saying……..but fats are facts…thank you…I know very few people on BG will not read it…bit deep,LOL……the new Grit is…..

Kwan

Along similar lines, here’s an excellent book, written by a proven, acknowledged, expert research gun, who used the actual accounts and words of the British, which like Cook’s were often twisted and weaponized into suitable propaganda, when the British war machine invaded Australia. Links won’t post here, but here are quotes.

‘Sexual assault, particularly child sexual assault, forms no part of Indigenous culture and a multitude of authoritative national reports have shown this to be a myth.’

‘As the title suggests, Liz Connor focuses particularly on print representations of Aboriginal women from the first instances of European exploration and settlement.

Skin Deep argues that these representations were based on unfounded hearsay, yet they were circulated and reiterated until they became accepted as truth. In titling this review I took inspiration from one of the books opening lines (27):

[This] is a print history of settler impressions of Aboriginal women situated at that most potent juncture of racism and misogyny. This is a book of lies.’

‘Dr Liz Conor is an ARC Future Fellow at La Trobe University, author of The Spectacular Modern Woman: Feminine Visibility in the 1920s (2004) and editor of the journal Aboriginal History. It took Conor over a decade to write Skin Deep, and this is evident in the wide-ranging subject matter, which spans hundreds of years and the entire Australian continent. In doing so, she hoped to stimulate non-Indigenous readers into reflecting on the insidious history of Europeans in Australia and how pervasive these manufactured “truths” have become.’

‘This book was painstakingly researched over many years, and Conor’s deep engagement with the source material is a testament to this. Skin Deep continually highlights the ongoing relevance of the dark history Conor seeks to illuminate. This, I believe, is an important yet often forgotten element to writing history, particularly Australia’s colonial history.”

‘In Miles Franklin’s novel Some Everyday Folk and Dawn (1909), set on the Hawkesbury-Nepean river on Sydney’s outskirts in the early twentieth century, the river folk casually use the term “black gin” when they want to indicate ridiculousness or low status. One character is berated for having “old black gin ideas”; another insists that all people have a place in “creation,” regardless of “whether they be men or black gins” (191, 201). These days the words are startling, they leap from the page. How is it that Franklin, now one of Australia’s most revered writers, instigator of its most famous literary prize, wove such casually racist language into her fictionalized everyday talk? In this fierce, brilliant book, Liz Conor explains how.
Conor begins Skin Deep: Settler Impressions of Aboriginal Women with a meditation on a haunting portrait of an Aboriginal woman published in a book in 1964 (A. M. Duncan-Kemp, Where Strange Paths Go Down) (1). Conor has spent years trying to identify this woman. Separated from family, community, and Country, and from her own identity, typecast by white publishers as the generic “Aboriginal woman,” she will probably always remain nameless. Conor’s quest in Skin Deep is to reveal how widespread settler images and conceptions of Aboriginal women were invented, mostly by white men “replete with fantasies, projections and caprices” (28). Incubated in the first European accounts, written for eager publishers, these depersonalized, usually derogatory, descriptions, myths, and images truly went viral via print culture arcing from the eighteenth to the twentieth century. Feeding off voyeuristic European appetites for the exotic, bawdy, and bizarre, the words and images reproduced exponentially, relentlessly cribbed and republished from book to book, magazine to magazine, image to image, creating self-reinforcing loops of shared settler “knowledge,” laced with scorn, prurience, name-calling, and horrendous cruelty. Such bundled assumptions became “natural” ways to think, speak and write in settler colonial society, and thus part of the casual, taken-for-granted lexicon we find in Miles Franklin’s novel.’

Brutus

wow …love it…..it’s such a shame , people on BG don’t have much interest in education here…….I learn a lot from posts like yours…..keep it up…..and lets not succumb to idle gossip/and self-gratification that now seems to permeate BG now….

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Will Chas do a post about Hurricane Lowell barreling toward Kauai?

deeks

If more rich cunts houses drop into the ocean…I hope so

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

How about struggling, blue collar Hawaiians on Kauai living paycheck to paycheck? Then a 160 mph cat 5 destroys their home, car and employer?

deeks

Collateral damage

@TheRealJackMeoff

Rich people pay good money to remove palm fronds and retrieve the patio chairs.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Gabe has better style than Kelly

deeks

In case I give someone an aneurysm or stroke apologies in advance…I agree wholeheartedly with Gwen

Rocks local

Even I don’t claim Kelly to be a style master. Not sure Gabe is his superior though – kind of like lefties in baseball, somehow goofies always look a bit more stylish doing the same thing as regulars.

Have you seen those videos of Kelly flipped around as a goofy that are floating around the net?? Makes him look twice as stylish , weird.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

This one says 2003, just before I got rid of it
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I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Like that all year, every year. It used to flood too…

It had a sewerage “Right of way” (Easement)

Then the council spent a shit load on deep sewerage….

Shit and all the creatures that come with it create active soil….

Shit isn’t so bad….

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

haha sorry for that mate, I don’t kow what you are on about most the time….

Did you get an erection for the first time in 25 years, creeping on a corner of my pic?

I’ll Zoom it up for you, I think it was from a Ralph Magazine so it is PG 15+

I am so sorry it disgusts you so much man

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I am a Crayfish Popsicle

SW WA Mate

Middle of town too

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I live here, and if you take the time to notice

Paradise is in front of our eyes,
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Strayan Cunt

Waves look fucked, no wonder ya took up wind surfing boofhead hahaha. Only joking and love ya mate xx

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Gero?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

BunVegas

I dont’ live there but like everything here in the South West, nothing is over 30 mins away

Here is a pic, sleeping at 3 Bears for the early back in the day with a $3K 4wd tank

it used to get 1200ks due the the long range tank. Shit is so fucked up now….

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I am a Crayfish Popsicle

“IT’S TOO COLD”

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deeks

Are you or have you ever been Tyler’s stunt double ?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I was giving her shit for being a Chook.

She had already been out and had enough…

Her board also, not mine….

SHAME

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Very smart girl, but “How do I stop getting sand in the Wax without taking it all off again….” She never said that out aloud though….

deeks

Why scrub out the rego ?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Because it is probably still doing it’s thing. It was a tank

I ripped out the rear seats and turned it into a 4×4 Panel Van before I got a real one, which was shit in comparison

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deeks

Fold out double doors … classy

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Leopard Mink blanket with Satin Curtains all around too

Strayan Cunt

The natural habitat of a Dogsnuts, crikey!!!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I don;t wanna admit it, but it did keep 4 blokes out of the rain at carpark for Gallows one night….

It was a fuckn tight Squueze

But worth it the next day

PacificNorthPest

6 or 7 years back when I paid cash for a brand new Mercedes Metris, I also opted for the double rear doors. Yes, a man of the people 🙂

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

You not so good at context. Go back and review the exchange and get back. White men over 50 be funny sometimes.

Strayan Cunt

I only let Crayfish stick it up for the bet but I guess it was pretty good cuz I talk about my travels a fair bit so nice that you, Longy and a few others could see I wasn’t talking shit haha

Also its was around Chopes where I can’t stand stand Pip the pussys carrying on and make that pretty clear. Brutus asked me a cuppla times would I surf big Pipe and Chopes and what the fuck did I know so it was good that yous had seen I wasn’t talking smack hahaha


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