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Modern Sexuality: Venice-adjacent’s other favorite “surf” website tries to out Chris Cote!

Stab? You are officially on the clock.

By Chas Smith

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Holiday Repeat: “The day I discovered The Inertia some eight years ago!”

And, who are the thinking surfers?

By Chas Smith

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From the change-of-heart Dept: Once virulently anti-weed, The Inertia embraces marijuana tampons!

A wonderful example of coming together this holiday season.

By Chas Smith

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Breaking: “World’s lamest surf assault” challenged by “aggressive leash pull incident” in Venice!

"We are filing a police report now that we have more footage from another vantage point."

By Chas Smith

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Help: I am the victim of a vicious and sustained online bullying campaign!

The horror. The horror.

By Chas Smith

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From the The-Inertia-is-resting Department: Dog with terminal cancer ticks surfing off bucket list!

It's tough to get a scoop out there these days but boom!

By Chas Smith

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From the go-get-the-life-you-always-dreamed-of department: The Inertia is hiring!

Want a job? Like talking surf and the choreography of ocean dance? Click now!

By Chas Smith

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Media: Surfline finds voice, becomes Fox News!

A bold pro-milquetoast agenda!

By Chas Smith

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Invasion: Reporting live from Venice!

A war for surfing's very soul!

By Chas Smith

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Attend: The Inertia’s space force for good!

Clear your calendar! Venice-adjacent's favorite incel lifestyle blog is hosting a conference!

By Chas Smith

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Future: “The thrill of surfing without the effort!”

It's easy to master and a hell of a lot of fun!

By Chas Smith

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Play: Is it Stab or is it The Inertia?

A new gameshow certain to leave you puzzled!

By Chas Smith

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Blood Feud: The Inertia vs The Sisterhood!

Brave sister gets legal on your favourite website!

By Derek Rielly

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Recovered: What The Inertia tried to hide!

An affront to their involuntarily celibate ways!

By Chas Smith

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Surf website reveals misogynistic core!

The Inertia erases important female story!

By Chas Smith

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The Inertia reveals surfing’s biggest secret!

Almost guaranteeing CT results in mere weeks!

By Chas Smith

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