"Before, there was a general consensus that surf stories were at least written by real human beings. No more!"
Stab? You are officially on the clock.
And, who are the thinking surfers?
A wonderful example of coming together this holiday season.
"We are filing a police report now that we have more footage from another vantage point."
The horror. The horror.
It's tough to get a scoop out there these days but boom!
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A bold pro-milquetoast agenda!
A war for surfing's very soul!
Clear your calendar! Venice-adjacent's favorite incel lifestyle blog is hosting a conference!
It's easy to master and a hell of a lot of fun!
A new gameshow certain to leave you puzzled!
Brave sister gets legal on your favourite website!
An affront to their involuntarily celibate ways!
The Inertia erases important female story!
