Cap'n Timmy in wheelhouse of beached boat.

Meet: the Man Whose Boat Got Clobbered at Nias! “I cried but then I smiled too because no one got hurt!”

Skipper Timotius Wau makes public apology for losing his boat at Nias in biggest swell in twenty years…

How about last week’s swell at Nias that yielded, apart from Nathan Florence’s homicidal tube, vision of a local boat owner’s vessel being thrown to the lions. 

In a lesser man it might’ve provoked a suicidal gloom, a self-pity, a hatred for the gods and a bitterness for fate.

Its owner, Timotius Wau, who makes his living with a surf camp and surf charters, was anything but discouraged by the event. In a short piece-to-camera he made for Facebook a couple of days ago, he politely introduces himself and explains how his pretty little boat happened to end up in the line-up on the biggest day in twenty years.

Timmy was away on his biggest charter boat, the Ono Niha, when he got a call from his wife telling him his other vessel, “got smashed by the swell in front of our house!”

“I apologise to all the surfers in the lineup that time, I’m very happy, very glad no one get hurt. If someone got hurt with the boat it’s gonna be very, very sad. A lot of my guys, a lot of my friends who stay with me, they tried to save the boat and push it away from the waves, but it didn’t work out because the sets coming. They get smashed and it’s not gonna be fun.”

Compelling viewing.

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?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

Tim seems like a class act. I bet he will fix that boat and have it running next season.

velobwoy
velobwoy
8 years ago

Nice guy. Imagine it being some guy from Orange County.

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
8 years ago
Reply to  velobwoy

He would have found a way to sue someone.

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago

Let’s get back to the rulebook:
– Commitment and degree of difficulty: 9

– Innovative and progressive maneuvers: 9

– Combination of major maneuvers: 4

– Variety of maneuvers: 4

– Speed, power and flow: 5
It’s a 6. What do you think, Pottz?

Lindalovelace
Lindalovelace
8 years ago

I wonder if he ever pulled a root in that boat

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  Lindalovelace

I would suggest that boat has been well and truly rooted now.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

According to the infomercial on my screen, “Tesla invented a surfboard”.

Fuckoff. Does his genius never end?

astro
astro
8 years ago

lololol

astro
astro
8 years ago

Man, there’s crap coming out off my keyboard I’ve never said or typed before. Fully boned, method. jeez
I had an attack of the Cote. I’m over it now.

astro
astro
8 years ago

But it was a fully boned method ! Very rarely seen and never by a boat.
Dry docked. 9 all day long. Toad agrees.

astro
astro
8 years ago

360 revert out !
Didn’t make it to the shoulder. Chris scores a 9

astro
astro
8 years ago

I’ll kick it off !
Onya for publically manning up, Tim.
Bummer. Shit happens in big swells.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

Not if you live in Ohio.

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Que?

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

Safer inland, ya know?

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

lol – gotcha

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

In Ohio shit happens in pig swills.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago
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