"Send it!" says Zuck!
The tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg, once the plaything of the left-leaning Biden admin and an avatar of the soft bellied liberal man, has pivoted hard right after being inducted into manhood via surfing, jiujitsu and kick boxing.
“A lot of the corporate world is pretty culturally neutered,” says Zuck, of his transformation. “I have three sisters, no brothers, and three daughters, and no sons. I’ve been surrounded by women my whole life. The masculine energy is good. Society has plenty of that, but corporate culture is really trying to get away from it. I think having a culture that celebrates aggression a bit more has its own merits that are positive and having a thing (MMA) that I can do with my guy friends is good.
“The intent on all these things is good. If you’re a woman going into a company, it may feel like it’s too masculine and that there’s systems that are set up against you — but I think these things can always go a little far. It’s one thing to say we want to create a welcoming environment for everyone, and its another thing to say that masculinity is bad and its toxic and we need to get rid of it.
“Both of these things are good. You want masculine and feminine energy. But I do think the corporate culture has swung towards being a neutered thing.
“I didn’t feel this until I got involved in martial arts. It just turned on a part of my brain that made me say okay, this was a piece of the puzzle that should have been there, and I’m glad it now is.”
His masculine energy was on full display with a foil-surf sesh near his Kauai home recently. Although Zuck, who is forty, is careful to remove himself from the waves well before they break he still managed to gather enough clips to thrill a who’s who of surfing.
“We on for Jaws next week?” – Kai Lenny
“Bomb.” – Italo Ferreira.
“Hell yeah. Charging, bro.” – Zeke Lau
“Looks like a blast.” – Jamie O’Brien
The times are a-changing, as they say.
For better or worse? Dick or pussy?
I’m of the former camp although won’t be surprised if it turns out to be the latter.
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You would think that the guy that owns such a powerful drug would understand not to get high on his own supply. What good could come from posting any of his life on instabrag? And if you think his foiling is lame think about the watermen and women that have to kiss his ass and give him high fives as they spend the day keeping him alive while he kooks around the outer reefs on the island. They have got to feel the lamest when they get home from a long day Zucking. Poor soulless bastards.
He can’t even turn.
had this thing for asian women. butt they didn’t surf~dook yeah~cook.
help. brisick’s there and I’m stuck on here…chillin’…need a caption. plumber~
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once upon a time …yes the billionaires club ol Fuckerberg/bezos/Musk/gates etc , were people with morals and a sense of what’s right……it just goes to show that absolute power corrupts absolutely…….all now swinging to the right because that’s where the money and power are!
on a personal note B/Griiters , , and as you will notice the last mth or so I have been pretty active on here ….o l shmucky was right, have been a bit incapacitated/sidelined with some major health issues which today and this week comes to a head with results/treatments/timelines…rather ironic as this week see’s the world thru Ol trumpy embrace a new world order of “the haves getting more and the have nots getting a lot less…….so onwards and upwards ….I will either be back , or will just quietly retire …….if the latter takes place…..it’s been fun here on BG/educational/laughs and of course the odd run in…..show’s we are humans, well nearly,LOL!
You’re a colourful, interesting character, dont alway agree with you but enjoy your company on here, and look forward to that continuing Brutus.
God bless you Maurice.
Gonna miss your wit, intelligence, wonderful spirit and the great banter.
Praying for you, mate.
Stay strong and hope to see you back in hawaii again soon.
Hit me up if you’ll be here.
Aloha
all my health education doctored kids, as I told them: “Don’t panic. Wait for the lab results, kids…”
Quiet or loud, surely your BG retirement is out of the question mate haha
Have a break, get ya health sorted, take things easy, and then come back refreshed
All the best wishes as you go forward
Your perspective is part of our wealth here thanks for the banter and insight mate.. You have to pass through my neck of the sand dunes before you head south! Doors open for a southern dinner. I can out cook Trip!!
godspeed whichever direction life leads
Always appreciate and agree with your perspective…
Needs to be indicted, prosecuted and jailed for criminal 2020 election interference. His FaceFck enterprise is based on a concept he stole. Where’s a tiger shark when you need one.
Iran and Islamic terrorists. at the heart of all of this is theocracy
Fuck hamas and the houtis, hezbollah, al queada, the taliban. all cunts.
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He could ride that swell on his super yacht too. I think the wave needs to break at some point within 5 miles for it to be surfing. Open ocean swells are…open ocean swells.
Zuck on a mission to prove that limitless money cannot buy you surfing cred
Mark Zuckerberg uses his personality as his primary source of birth control.
It is hard for Zuck to get pregnant when he only takes it in the backdoor
Soooo, Kai Lenny wants to get back on the Zuckertrain, while Zeke Lau and Jamie O are keen on getting a ticket to ride it too.
That’s all very understandable, and suits their characters.
But Italo, what the fuck ?
Have some fuckin’ pride man, you’re not like those others, your’re a former world champ who fought to be there, get up off your fuckin’ knees…
We need to get those other three some knee pads they are down there so much.
All I can see now is Jamie in a pair of 80’s Rector knee pads having a go..
Oh!
He’s a lumberjack! For sure…
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the twat more, he gets cheered on for making a mockery of surfing. All those pro-ho, boot-lickers can suck it too.
I take mental notes of every single one of them each time this fucking kook posts something. Don’t think I forgot about you Kolohe!
Love to fade each one of those pro’s deep and on the the back of my rash guard would read in Bold “NEVER UP VOTE ZUCK” it be the last thing they see before wearing a mountain of water..
So he still has never ridden a breaking wave in the ocean.
This is low key gold, so clever!
This is how you “stay psyched”
Where is the disgruntled 16′ Tiger when you need it ?!?
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Can’t fact-check it soo it must be true!
a lying jew….shocker