“These scans are especially important for people in their 50's and beyond," says Kelly Slater.
The greatest surfer ever, Kelly Slater, although I am a Dane Reynolds man it has to be said, has shocked surf fans and fellow surf stars after he shared an MRI scan of his bent-up ol-man scoliosis-ravaged spine.
Kelly Slater, who will turn 54 in February, was gifted the full-body MRI scan by Prenuvo, saving the champ $2500.
Slater writes,
“I had a recent body scan done at @prenuvo to get a rundown of all the potential health concerns I know about and want to check in on or am unaware of and need to address now that I’m off tour and have some downtime. As you can read, I had a few minor and moderate findings to address which I won’t go over here.
“Clearly my scoliosis, which I’ve spoken about many times, is a serious issue but there were a few things I was unaware of that I reviewed with their doctor to either deal with or keep in mind as I continue future scans and see any noticeable changes. Showing my spine feels super personal as it’s crazy to see the curvature l’ve dealt with all these years but I think it’s important people know we all deal with physical ailments and can find ways to minimize their impacts and potentially reverse what comes up.
“These scans are especially important for people in their 50’s and beyond and I’m super thankful Prenuvo were able to find me a time in the short window I had to make it into their clinic. Only issue for me was I re-injured my hip a couple days after this and wish I had gotten the imagery to see any new damage there. We’ll review that next time.”
Slater also pointed out that he was required by law to state that the post was an advertisement for Prenuvo but that he would’ve got the scan anyway.
The biz of selling full-body MRI scans is mired in controversy, partly because of the expense, it’s a status symbol for the rich while the poor die of preventable diseases and partly because it can get a brother all worked up over some mysterious blip that might turn out to be nothing although Time reported one ER doc having his cancerous kidney ripped out after a suss tumour was spotted on a scan.
In Slater’s comments, there was mostly praise but a light fury from at least one fan.
A black-belt jiujitsu man who is also a physio, Bruno, replied:
“Fantastic, another high-profile athlete promoting unwarranted imaging scans for healthy individuals who don’t need a scan to find out anything. All whilst getting a kickback from the company being promoted. For f-k’s sake, every half decent health professional knows MRIs OVERreport findings which are often nothing but incidental findings on MRI imaging without any substance of implication for one’s health. So I call this hidden lame ad BS!”
To which Kelly Slater shot back,
“I got a free scan and no payment. But why are you so mad? I found a number of things to address I wasn’t aware of. you’re free to unfollow.”
Bruno was not to be deterred.
“i don’t care about your free scan. I like free stuff myself. In a way I do care about the bunch of bs you were fed after your scan but that is between you and the professionals looking after you, not me.
My protest, not mad, is because I and many others spend hours of our time and energy to try and convince people who follow high profile social media people like you that the health info they read in your page is grossly distorted! They don’t need a scan, they don’t need intermittent fasting, there is no magic pill to good health and good health advice rarely comes out of social media. So yes, inadvertently or not, this post is a disservice. Thanks for giving me a voice and permission to unfollow, but I am actually a fun of your surfing, hence why I am here, not for health advice.
You have accomplished more than most humans ever got close to. If you were just a social media celeb it wouldn’t bother me too much. But your voice has weight, in this case sadly.”
Happily, other fans were quick to tell Kelly Slater they, too, would be seeking full-body MRI scans and advised Slater not to be upset by Bruno the jiujitsu physio’s words.
“Old mate is just suffering in his own significance,” wrote Tuben Reuben. “Even has the hide to call himself a half decent medical professional.”
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Extra Gritty!
Been scanning injuries in the knee and pelvis recently. But after this article it’s clear that it’s time for a full body MRI.
Bottles up!
Who gives a fuck about some minor to moderate blips when your spine is that fucking crook.
now he,s over 50 bowel scan kits are free
Spinaltap 2
Fact : Ke11y is well-known to be a tight arse so wouldn’t pay if it wasn’t free.
Fact : Kalani’s son Tao Lee has red hair, and has no obvious Chinese or Syrian physical characteristics.
Fact : Jamie O’B has red hair, and lives close to Ke11y’s house.
His distant Irish cousin Conan O’B has red hair, and was visiting Hawaii 9 months before Tao Lee was born.
More facts soon…
Prince Harry keeping a low profile too!
Haha fuck. Runs in the family ofc.
Xox
Plus Kelly talked major shit about Harry in the past but… let Harry in to surf ranch where he got that sick tube.
Someone please tell me what I’m supposed to think about all this
Not the only tube he pulled into!
is that because your flying solo?
Just go the fuck away, Kelly! Embarrassing for you and all of us.
Haha fuck yeah.
Xox
dad jokes should have all been used up yesterday for fathers day
Did the MRI identify any vaccine-related anomalies?
Asking for a friend –
SHHHH! I wonder if KS is aware that blood work is much more important than an MRI?
of course egghead got a free scan, that’s the way his world works.
it’s (with the apostrophe) only ever means “it is” or “it was”.
if you need to use the possessive, use “its”
Everyone is retarded now so it doesn’t matter.
Xox
English (!)
True! In a hurry to get to the beach!
Call me when they start doing fecal transplants
[Sick!] *sic
Xox
i remember many years ago mentioning the typos and what not, but alas, it’s not a quirk it’s a feature