Breaking: John John Florence’s sailboat abruptly shifts course from Oahu to Australia! 

“Had the big sails up! Making nice speeds. Day one done! 264 miles, average speed 11mph, top speed 22mph”

Readers of yesterday’s despatch from BeachGrit may’ve noted, given the headline and the copy contained within the story, that the John John Florence-owned sailboat Vela, formerly Falcor, currently piloted by all three Florence bros, was headed from Vanuatu to the island of Oahu, three thousand nautical miles to the north-east. 

Well, it appears the Vela is actually going to Australia, despite earlier indications, or let’s face it…presumptions… that the Vela was headed back to its home port Haleiwa, a short drive from the Florence family’s beachfront compounds. 

A series of stories on John John Florence’s Instagram account, with its two million followers, showed the altered trajectory. 

And, as online sleuths were quick to point out yesterday’s message read, “Goodbye Vanuatu. Australia here we come” and not “Oahu here we come.

“Clear skies and nice wind. Had the big sails up!” writes John John Florence. “Making nice speeds. Day one done! 264 miles. Average speed 11 mph. Top speed 22 mph.” 

Breaking: John John Florence’s Sailboat Abruptly Shifts Course From Oahu To Australia!  3

At the current average speed, the Florences expect to make landfall on Queensland’s Gold Coast late in the week, as early as Friday if wind and weather holds. 

For readers fretting about the triple world champ’s safety, although let’s be frank, we adore the little one Ivan the most with Nathan a very distant third, the Vela is a castle on the sea.

It has three “queen berths” (everyone’s a queen at sea), one thousand feet of sail area and a main saloon where all sorts of naughty and dangerous activities often take place at sea.

This ain’t no cheap boat with narrow cots and a large mirror shard on top of a steamer trunk and some taped-up magazine pictures on the wall.

A fine vessel built for adventurous trans-Pacific voyages.

More as it comes.

Meanwhile, Nathan’s latest dispatch from the South Pac.

SAILING THE PACIFIC IN SEARCH OF NEW WAVES AND WE FIND THIS
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Ian Cairns’ proctologist
Ian Cairns’ proctologist
10 months ago

derek notorious for blowing up peoples lives whether on land or sea. let this man live his life without blowing up his location…

Preston
Preston
10 months ago

Probably unbeknownst to the not so seaworthy are these pesky little things called wheel watches. They mostly happen all through the night as someone obviously needs to be awake and present at all times. Depending on how many on board, they can a one hour piss break or a three hour sleep deprivation battle.

Barrelled
Barrelled
10 months ago

No and yes

channelbottom
channelbottom
10 months ago

I’ll stick the kettle on then.

channelbottom
channelbottom
10 months ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Does anyone know what kind of biscuits they like?
I’ll pop down to the shop before they get here.

KnostMalone
KnostMalone
10 months ago

They need to make it home for the Florence Pipe Pro by Dec 10th…

ricmatic
ricmatic
10 months ago

Why we’re all here, absolute gold Derek

“For readers fretting about the triple world champ’s safety, although let’s be frank, we adore the little one Ivan the most with Nathan a very distant third”

Stick man
Stick man
10 months ago

Hawaii you ask?
Becaustralia is a better sail!

Barrelled
Barrelled
10 months ago

Looking like they might be making some stops along the way. Vela is currently sitting a short distance from here, -21.860706, 159.540718 , tracking straight at it. https://www.vesselfinder.com/?mmsi=368268480

deeks
deeks
10 months ago

Coming for the milkybars. 18 aussie pesos in aldi.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
10 months ago

Drop off mom and the bebe in Oz, provision the boat, head up the Australian coast, island hop into the equatorial current or head to Micronesia and point to Hawaii using the prevailing NW winds.

c4
c4
10 months ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Or maybe light it on fire to collect the insurance money.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
10 months ago
Reply to  c4

Special delivery a hull full of cocaine..

Barrelled
Barrelled
10 months ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Ain’t no mom or bebe on that boat. I’d be guessing they are headed for the GBR for a bit to look around, leave the boat up there with Knutson for awhile. After winter season on the North Shore, head back over to the boat, hit some off season in Maluku, then over to the other side for the Indo season. Then turn around and slowly do it all in reverse again.

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
10 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Or maybe a full circumnavigation, leaving the boat tended at various ports along the way?

Barrelled
Barrelled
10 months ago

Hard to see that thing going near Africa or up through the Red Sea. No waves worth the kind of trip where your life becomes subject to much more than the forces of nature.

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
10 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Yeah that’s no 3 hour tour that’s for sure.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
10 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

“Ain’t no mom or bebe on that boat”
then who’s making the sandwiches?

Barrelled
Barrelled
10 months ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Probably Knutson. 🤣

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
10 months ago

All three are jackin’ it and making fast pace! Hawwwwt.
Brothers with benefits.
Xox

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
10 months ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Breaking News: Ivan has just spoken his 12th word of the trip.

Stick man
Stick man
10 months ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Previously on Ivan…

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
10 months ago
Reply to  Stick man

Ivan a know what happened.

Stick man
Stick man
10 months ago

Nathan really… just the brothers John’n around trying to get Ivan with each other.
Soo easy to see in Florence-sight.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
10 months ago

I sailed across the Pacific with a French dude- complete fruity nut who thought he was a high priestess.
He refused to eat spam and got pretty scurvacious.

Com Turren
Com Turren
10 months ago

he drank all the rum
whilst bleeding from gums
and then became rather pugnacious


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