SHARK ATTACK ON SURFER
Matt Devine, 53, fights off a damn bull shark at Cabarita, a C-grade point a little north of Byron.

Cabarita named sharkiest surf spot in world after third shark attack in 15 months

"I was just waiting for it the third time to hit. I thought this third time is going to get me.”

Cabarita is a beach town of just one hundred souls midway tween the Gold Coast and Byron Bay. It is famous for three things: Chippa Wilson grew up there, there’s a thousand-dollar-a-night boutique hotel called Halcyon House that was built on the grave on the ol sixty-dollars-a-night Hideaway Hotel and, look yonder, there’s a C-grade righthand point popular with GC day-trippers.

Three famous things? Make it four. After hosting its fourth shark attack since 2020, three of ’em in the last fifteen months, Cabarita now listed as one of the sharkiest surf spots in the world.

Yesterday, sea dog Matt Devine, who is still surfing at a stately fifty-three, was filmed getting lifted off his board by what he says was a big bull shark.

“Sitting on my board and then bang, just a shark come up from underneath and flip me off, knock me off my board into the water,” Devine said. “I just thought, this thing’s big and then, yeah, I was just waiting for it the third time to hit. I thought this third time is going to get me.”

Devine wasn’t real phased by it and said he’d be back in the water next time he had a little time off work.

Last June, a sixteen-year-old kid had to be airlifted to hozzy after being hit by a Great White. The attack, on a gloomy and wet mid-winter afternoon, was first reported by the on-the-spot Nicka35, a freelance reporter who covers on all things surf on the Gold Coast.

“People in the lineup did mention they saw a massive fin swimming and hanging out for quite a long time after the attack,” he posted.

Two months later,  Cabarita surfer Brad Ross, surfing his B-grade local point in crystal-clear waist-deep water on a dreamy later winter’s morn, was hit by what was initially thought to be a twelve-foot Great White although this has been subsequently upgraded to a fifteen-footer.

A surf cam and a drone captured the almost-final moments of the surfer as the Great White, a protected species in Australia since 1999,  turned the tranquil tableaux into a scene out of the fabled Jaws series. Kelly Slater was quick to lend his perspective to the event writing on Instagram, “Lucky to be alive.”

According to witnesses interviewed by the state broadcaster, “The man was sitting on his board and the shark literally bit the board behind his butt.

“The board just popped, like it exploded, and it flew up in the air and by this time there was a man up on the rocks going, ‘Oi, come in.’ “The board exploded, one half went that way, the other half went that way, there was just whitewash and debris everywhere.”

A little over two hours after Ross was nearly sent to the heavens, the Department of Primary Industries caught and released a fifteen-foot Great White, caught on one of its smart drumlines, nearby.

Six months earlier, Jed Smith, the darkly sexy half of the Ain’t That Swell team, had listed dire warnings from Cabarita locals about increased Great White activity.

Cabarita: Big White at Caba yesterday. Went under the lads at South Beach. 2.5 m White right under the lads and then basked around the corner of the headland.

In 2020, and just after the Tweed Heads Pro at Cabarita, foilboarder and noted local surfer Christian Bungate was hit by a Great White at the site of last weekend’s Tweed Heads Pro, the animal, which was described as a “tank”, leaving behind a tooth in the foil’s carbon fibres.

That hit came two weeks after Nick Slater was killed by a Great White at the Superbank, forty-five minutes drive north, four months after Rob Pedretti was killed by a  Great White at Kingscliff, ten minutes drive north, one month after longboarder Chantelle Doyle was pulled out of a Great White’s mouth by her husband at Port Macquarie, a few hours south, and two months after teenager Mani Hart-Deville was killed by a Great White at Wooli, a couple of hours south. 

Foiler Bungate knew it was a close call. 

“It was like there was an oil slick next to me, it was so big. It came up so slowly, and I literally shit myself and kicked it as hard as I could with my right leg. I’m 100 per cent sure if I was on a normal surfboard it would’ve given the shark clear access to get straight back at me and it probably would’ve taken out my stomach. Instead it caught the wing of my foil board, hence why there’s a bloody tooth in it. I left my board and I crawled up the beach and I lay on my stomach bawling my eyes out.”

One week ago, shark hunter Joel Nancarrow warned surfers to exercise “extreme caution” after an early start to the bull shark season.

They ride the current and duck into the rivers to drop their pups, conditions are absolutely perfect for them so just keep an eye out your in northern NSW right down to port Mac over the next month.

And then,

Oh, and if you’re in Perth, you might wanna find another sport. See drone vision below.

3 2 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
49 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Strayan Cunt

Pinchy what kind of seriously mentally fucked in the head kind of cunt comes on to a happy place like this and talks to himself in different aliases for two days straight? It’s obvious you have not a shred of respect for Chas and Dez who do so fucking much to keep this last core site of surfing going. Its also very clear you have zero respect for the mismatch of core legends down here who come together and argue and bicker but deep down know we are all pretty much an online family of the last dying embers of what surfing used to be.

My guess is you are just yet another Seppo, Slo Cal, spoiled and mentally and drug and booze ravaged trust fund fuck up with no responsibilities who blames the emptiness he feels in his heart, soul and head on everyone around him including his parents who don’t want a bar of you.

In one way I feel sorry for you cuz you have never had love or been taught about life and have no clue about morals and how to be a good a truly good human being leading a productive and happy life. Yet on the other hand vile cunts like you are fucking up the world in a hurry and I’d just love to bash the living shit out of ya. Either way soon it won’t matter cuz you’ll be kicked off here again and the rest of the fine people and surfers on here can all just communicate in peace without ya.

I don’t say this lightly Pinchy but you cunt are a fucking idiot. Now I’m going back to my online commentating break haha

Jarro

So this new comments style thing is fucked. Your articles are getting more fucked. How about morph this shit into a gay and lesbian surf lifestyle site. What cars we should drive, eco friendly home building, and pointers on how to be a soft cunt..

hippy

Who’s the tough cunt?

rocks_local

Are we waiting for the disqus log in to be sorted? Do we need to create new profiles?

Beef & Beer

If you’re the real rocks_local (who used to have a photo of a moose in a pond, that I once queried) you should just carry on as usual I reckon.
I have and it seems to work, though my photo of me giving a beer to a cow isn’t there.
Perhaps look at my comment below about Cabarita (and who lives nearby).
Or my 3 on the last article, one about the possible selling price of BG, one about ‘pork swords’ (with photo included), and one showing a copy of the latest TheGrittyBeachNews.
Upvote them if you wish, I can assure you of their top quality genuine B&B content, as always.
One difference I’ve noticed, apart from the lack of photos beside our names, is that it doesn’t tell you who upvoted, and if you want to go back further than one (sh)article ya have to go to the main page and then choose which particular (sh)article you wish to see the comments of…
Also the editing function is only available for 15mins after posting.
Cheers

Last edited 3 hours ago by Beef & Beer
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

They will fix it Beefy, because this is no way to live.

That is, if you are even the real Beefy

Pinchy

Sorry cunts you are mad about my posts but I am trying to teach you a lesson.
You should look to Apu for guidance, he is a misunderstood icon that brings out the hate from dumb fuckwits that don’t know racism from a servo pie.
In short fuck you all.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

What was the lesson?

Did you fail your potential?

I feel sorry for you Pinchy

Share?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

You know your time is limited, so belt it out you stupid cunt

Kwan

Straight out of the orange lemon’s trumped up playbook!

Copping too much heat for the obvious… ‘look over there… war… I mean… sharks!!!’

Last edited 5 hours ago by Michael Bourne
JSC

Sharks, sharks and more sharks –

The Australian government should start protecting people, not sharks.

JJJ

Hahahaha!…a government protecting people🤣

JJJ

If you don’t like Jed Smith fuck off cunts.

Jed Smith

Thanks Cornlord.

JJJ

Taint that Swell?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

JJJ would never speak like that ya fuckn looney

You are about to be so fucked Pinchy, you fuckn loser. Instead of making friends you become Custard with your own shit for flavour.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Please tell me why you don’t play with the others, now you are an adult?

It will be a lonely life being a complete loser.

Do you know, people can forgive your bullshit mate,

JJJ

I do.

Beef & Beer

Cabarita is known for three famous things ?
Make that four.

It’s known for four famous things ?
Make that five.

Or rather, four famous things and one infamous thing.
That one infamous thing is being 10 minutes from Strayan Cunts house…

(speaking of whom, maybe he’ll give us an updated news report about it)

Last edited 6 hours ago by Beef & Beer
Sofa Surfer

I’m relieved to see you are no longer just an “Ad,” Derek.

Strayan Cunt

Is that really you Sofa? I have been missing chatting away happily to the lovely lady in her avatar

ChasSmithstylishlefttesticle

Might need to crowdfund Mindy some more lube- could be heavy work ahead

rocks_local

test

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

No respect for the dead whale at City Beach.

Everyone is just there for the sharks. No respect for the dead.

Some asked “Why can’t they just tow the whale out with drones or a helicopter?”

We are so fucked….Sooooo Fucked

Shark1
BograilCutback

heavy

how’s mom and dad

i hate that I can’t see notifications anymore

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

My Mum and Dad are both dead?

So they are not doing to well Bogs.

How about yours?

They will fix this shit show one way or another

BograilCutback

I thought your parents were computers

They’re both very Mexican

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

This is so fucked.

I don’t even know if you are Bogs (Probably not)

You are really a total Fuckn Scumbag mate. Aren’t you

Enjoy it while it lasts

Last edited 6 hours ago by I am a Crayfish Popsicle
BograilCutback

Lol it’s actually me but alas

Sorry bruz wasn’t trying to wind your gears I thought you’d get the reference to your computer photos joke that you did a week or so ago about your “mom” and “dad” as computers

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Thank fuck it is you really Bogs?

My parents became obsolete.

they got deleted one by one…

And it was the slowest, and most painful thing to ever watch

BograilCutback

Friday evenings are when I shine Cray, still me!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

doubt?

BograilCutback

fair

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

We will all laugh about this in the future, the few days of darkness.

You DO work for the people BTL

We know you will come through in the end mate…

BograilCutback

Woohoo!!

Sorry we’ve been such whiney cunts we just want our clubhouse sorted <3

Will we be able to make profiles again?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I keep saying it. Maybe their WordPress is so ancient

it is so Basic

It should be like this

wpDiscuz-Advanced-Likers-User-Badges-and-Reputation-Titles
BograilCutback

Soon enough dear Cray!!!! Even SCunty has had to tap out due to this new change.

Get a wave lately?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I will post some pics soon
(even if they are closeouts cunt)

But you won’t be around to comment on em Pinchy. So do everyone a favour and FUCK OFF ya fuckn loser

Last edited 4 hours ago by I am a Crayfish Popsicle
BograilCutback

Definitely know it’s you with that writing style. Sorry I can’t provide more. You’re holding the line bruz.

Gwen Walz Crazy Eyes

Howzit boys? This is me I missed y’all

Gwen Walz Crazy Eyes

i have a good feeling about Portugal. I’m calling Gabriel Medina for the win in firing Supertubos.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Prove you are the REAL GWEN!

Gwen Walz Crazy Eyes

I had to email hippy to do a welfare check.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

In Perth right now, and they are gonna start tagging em

There are some big boys out there metres from shore….Look for yourself.

https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dd0owuqzSba/

Big-Shark
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

“NOT AI, it’s just AU” seems to be going viral

And FUCK OFF Pinchy you home schooled, school shooter…Your days here are numbered fuckwit.

Bex Vidina

Is Negs still mod ?
This seems overly aggresive

Bex Vidina

Sharkin hell!!


49
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x