"I was just waiting for it the third time to hit. I thought this third time is going to get me.”
Cabarita is a beach town of just one hundred souls midway tween the Gold Coast and Byron Bay. It is famous for three things: Chippa Wilson grew up there, there’s a thousand-dollar-a-night boutique hotel called Halcyon House that was built on the grave on the ol sixty-dollars-a-night Hideaway Hotel and, look yonder, there’s a C-grade righthand point popular with GC day-trippers.
Three famous things? Make it four. After hosting its fourth shark attack since 2020, three of ’em in the last fifteen months, Cabarita now listed as one of the sharkiest surf spots in the world.
Yesterday, sea dog Matt Devine, who is still surfing at a stately fifty-three, was filmed getting lifted off his board by what he says was a big bull shark.
“Sitting on my board and then bang, just a shark come up from underneath and flip me off, knock me off my board into the water,” Devine said. “I just thought, this thing’s big and then, yeah, I was just waiting for it the third time to hit. I thought this third time is going to get me.”
Last June, a sixteen-year-old kid had to be airlifted to hozzy after being hit by a Great White. The attack, on a gloomy and wet mid-winter afternoon, was first reported by the on-the-spot Nicka35, a freelance reporter who covers on all things surf on the Gold Coast.
A surf cam and a drone captured the almost-final moments of the surfer as the Great White, a protected species in Australia since 1999, turned the tranquil tableaux into a scene out of the fabled Jaws series. Kelly Slater was quick to lend his perspective to the event writing on Instagram, “Lucky to be alive.”
According to witnesses interviewed by the state broadcaster, “The man was sitting on his board and the shark literally bit the board behind his butt.
“The board just popped, like it exploded, and it flew up in the air and by this time there was a man up on the rocks going, ‘Oi, come in.’ “The board exploded, one half went that way, the other half went that way, there was just whitewash and debris everywhere.”
A little over two hours after Ross was nearly sent to the heavens, the Department of Primary Industries caught and released a fifteen-foot Great White, caught on one of its smart drumlines, nearby.
Six months earlier, Jed Smith, the darkly sexy half of the Ain’t That Swell team, had listed dire warnings from Cabarita locals about increased Great White activity.
Cabarita: Big White at Caba yesterday. Went under the lads at South Beach. 2.5 m White right under the lads and then basked around the corner of the headland.
In 2020, and just after the Tweed Heads Pro at Cabarita, foilboarder and noted local surfer Christian Bungate was hit by a Great White at the site of last weekend’s Tweed Heads Pro, the animal, which was described as a “tank”, leaving behind a tooth in the foil’s carbon fibres.
That hit came two weeks after Nick Slater was killed by a Great White at the Superbank, forty-five minutes drive north, four months after Rob Pedretti was killed by a Great White at Kingscliff, ten minutes drive north, one month after longboarder Chantelle Doyle was pulled out of a Great White’s mouth by her husband at Port Macquarie, a few hours south, and two months after teenager Mani Hart-Deville was killed by a Great White at Wooli, a couple of hours south.
Foiler Bungate knew it was a close call.
“It was like there was an oil slick next to me, it was so big. It came up so slowly, and I literally shit myself and kicked it as hard as I could with my right leg. I’m 100 per cent sure if I was on a normal surfboard it would’ve given the shark clear access to get straight back at me and it probably would’ve taken out my stomach. Instead it caught the wing of my foil board, hence why there’s a bloody tooth in it. I left my board and I crawled up the beach and I lay on my stomach bawling my eyes out.”
They ride the current and duck into the rivers to drop their pups, conditions are absolutely perfect for them so just keep an eye out your in northern NSW right down to port Mac over the next month.
And then,
Oh, and if you’re in Perth, you might wanna find another sport. See drone vision below.
Pinchy what kind of seriously mentally fucked in the head kind of cunt comes on to a happy place like this and talks to himself in different aliases for two days straight? It’s obvious you have not a shred of respect for Chas and Dez who do so fucking much to keep this last core site of surfing going. Its also very clear you have zero respect for the mismatch of core legends down here who come together and argue and bicker but deep down know we are all pretty much an online family of the last dying embers of what surfing used to be.
My guess is you are just yet another Seppo, Slo Cal, spoiled and mentally and drug and booze ravaged trust fund fuck up with no responsibilities who blames the emptiness he feels in his heart, soul and head on everyone around him including his parents who don’t want a bar of you.
In one way I feel sorry for you cuz you have never had love or been taught about life and have no clue about morals and how to be a good a truly good human being leading a productive and happy life. Yet on the other hand vile cunts like you are fucking up the world in a hurry and I’d just love to bash the living shit out of ya. Either way soon it won’t matter cuz you’ll be kicked off here again and the rest of the fine people and surfers on here can all just communicate in peace without ya.
I don’t say this lightly Pinchy but you cunt are a fucking idiot. Now I’m going back to my online commentating break haha
So this new comments style thing is fucked. Your articles are getting more fucked. How about morph this shit into a gay and lesbian surf lifestyle site. What cars we should drive, eco friendly home building, and pointers on how to be a soft cunt..
Who’s the tough cunt?
Are we waiting for the disqus log in to be sorted? Do we need to create new profiles?
If you’re the real rocks_local (who used to have a photo of a moose in a pond, that I once queried) you should just carry on as usual I reckon.
I have and it seems to work, though my photo of me giving a beer to a cow isn’t there.
Perhaps look at my comment below about Cabarita (and who lives nearby).
Or my 3 on the last article, one about the possible selling price of BG, one about ‘pork swords’ (with photo included), and one showing a copy of the latest TheGrittyBeachNews.
Upvote them if you wish, I can assure you of their top quality genuine B&B content, as always.
One difference I’ve noticed, apart from the lack of photos beside our names, is that it doesn’t tell you who upvoted, and if you want to go back further than one (sh)article ya have to go to the main page and then choose which particular (sh)article you wish to see the comments of…
Also the editing function is only available for 15mins after posting.
Cheers
They will fix it Beefy, because this is no way to live.
That is, if you are even the real Beefy
Sorry cunts you are mad about my posts but I am trying to teach you a lesson.
You should look to Apu for guidance, he is a misunderstood icon that brings out the hate from dumb fuckwits that don’t know racism from a servo pie.
In short fuck you all.
What was the lesson?
Did you fail your potential?
I feel sorry for you Pinchy
Share?
You know your time is limited, so belt it out you stupid cunt
Straight out of the orange lemon’s trumped up playbook!
Copping too much heat for the obvious… ‘look over there… war… I mean… sharks!!!’
Sharks, sharks and more sharks –
The Australian government should start protecting people, not sharks.
Hahahaha!…a government protecting people🤣
If you don’t like Jed Smith fuck off cunts.
Thanks Cornlord.
Taint that Swell?
JJJ would never speak like that ya fuckn looney
You are about to be so fucked Pinchy, you fuckn loser. Instead of making friends you become Custard with your own shit for flavour.
Please tell me why you don’t play with the others, now you are an adult?
It will be a lonely life being a complete loser.
Do you know, people can forgive your bullshit mate,
I do.
Cabarita is known for three famous things ?
Make that four.
It’s known for four famous things ?
Make that five.
Or rather, four famous things and one infamous thing.
That one infamous thing is being 10 minutes from Strayan Cunts house…
(speaking of whom, maybe he’ll give us an updated news report about it)
I lose count so easily!
I’m relieved to see you are no longer just an “Ad,” Derek.
Is that really you Sofa? I have been missing chatting away happily to the lovely lady in her avatar
Might need to crowdfund Mindy some more lube- could be heavy work ahead
test
No respect for the dead whale at City Beach.
Everyone is just there for the sharks. No respect for the dead.
Some asked “Why can’t they just tow the whale out with drones or a helicopter?”
We are so fucked….Sooooo Fucked
heavy
how’s mom and dad
i hate that I can’t see notifications anymore
My Mum and Dad are both dead?
So they are not doing to well Bogs.
How about yours?
They will fix this shit show one way or another
I thought your parents were computers
They’re both very Mexican
This is so fucked.
I don’t even know if you are Bogs (Probably not)
You are really a total Fuckn Scumbag mate. Aren’t you
Enjoy it while it lasts
Lol it’s actually me but alas
Sorry bruz wasn’t trying to wind your gears I thought you’d get the reference to your computer photos joke that you did a week or so ago about your “mom” and “dad” as computers
Thank fuck it is you really Bogs?
My parents became obsolete.
they got deleted one by one…
And it was the slowest, and most painful thing to ever watch
Friday evenings are when I shine Cray, still me!
doubt?
fair
Notifications coming back, had to set up another BeachGrit email account.
We will all laugh about this in the future, the few days of darkness.
You DO work for the people BTL
We know you will come through in the end mate…
Woohoo!!
Sorry we’ve been such whiney cunts we just want our clubhouse sorted <3
Will we be able to make profiles again?
I keep saying it. Maybe their WordPress is so ancient
it is so Basic
It should be like this
Soon enough dear Cray!!!! Even SCunty has had to tap out due to this new change.
Get a wave lately?
I will post some pics soon
(even if they are closeouts cunt)
But you won’t be around to comment on em Pinchy. So do everyone a favour and FUCK OFF ya fuckn loser
Definitely know it’s you with that writing style. Sorry I can’t provide more. You’re holding the line bruz.
Howzit boys? This is me I missed y’all
i have a good feeling about Portugal. I’m calling Gabriel Medina for the win in firing Supertubos.
Prove you are the REAL GWEN!
I had to email hippy to do a welfare check.
In Perth right now, and they are gonna start tagging em
There are some big boys out there metres from shore….Look for yourself.
https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dd0owuqzSba/
“NOT AI, it’s just AU” seems to be going viral
And FUCK OFF Pinchy you home schooled, school shooter…Your days here are numbered fuckwit.
Is Negs still mod ?
This seems overly aggresive
Sharkin hell!!