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Breaking: “Surf-hating” Mayor Pete Buttigieg goes “full Inertia” after Nevada primary loss, actively calling for “open tent!”

"The definitive voice of surf and outdoors."

This 2020 United States Democratic Primary season is the most vital, most important, most serious moment in surf history. Never before has a major political party in a first world nation made destroying us, our way of life, a main pillar.

We are under attack. Erik Logan to the soft left of us, Democratic establishment politics to the softer left and here we are, stuck in middle with each other.

All of this nasty business got started when one-time Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton declared her hatred for our kind, employing anger-repressed Mayor Pete Buttigieg in her sinister game in the hopes that surfers would once and for all be wiped from the face of America, first, then the earth.

Scary times.

And much scarier now that Mayor Pete’s candidacy is faltering.

In a just delivered speech following his state of Nevada defeat, Buttigieg declared:

We can prioritize either ideological purity or inclusive victory. We can either call people names online or we can call them into our movement. We can either tighten a narrow and hardcore base or open the tent to a new, broad, big-hearted American coalition.

Oh hell.

Oh worse than hell.

An open tent? New, broad, big-hearted coalition? Zero name calling?

Flavors of the VAL apocalypse but worse. The actual word-for-word “about us” link on the world’s second most insidious “surf-based” website.

That’s right.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg is The Inertia.

Oh hell.

Oh worse than hell.

I thought The Inertia and its mountain sport meets ocean splashing meets SUP meets “Would You Care to Have Your Socks Knocked Off by Kanoa Igarashi” was dead.

Apparently it is not and it is now weaponized against us.

More as the story develops.

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Wayne Lunch

The real problem in USA is leaders are too soft on Christianity, you really need a bit of positive action on your religious freaks, send the troops in and take out some churches on a Sunday, take out a large number of your crazy Christian folk and there wont be so much hate towards Islam. I think the The USA is the perfect place to integrate religions. Its time for Chrislamism

Party Pete

too old

BrooklynBarrelDodger

Floundering Party Insiders Take Cleanup Set on Heads – Candidate Known for Sitting Far Outside Catches Wave of the Day!

Otto

Scary times indeed. Philip Haney. DHS under Obama. Found shot to death a day or so ago. Single gunshot wound to the chest. Dead on a San Francisco sidewalk. Few details released.

Scary times.

https://www.redstate.com/jo…

Numbnuts

I’m sure Donnie would keep Obummer”s jihad army quiet…

BrooklynBarrelDodger

Interesting story to be sure, but the idea that war-escalating, drone-striking, “we tortured some folks,” deporter-in-chief Obama was soft on Islam or immigration is laughable. So many of these right wing conspiracies are so close to being onto something but fall short without class analysis.

vive45

yeah he was about to get married and had a book coming out about corruption at the DHS under Obama. So he decided to shoot himself in the chest. Makes sense.

Beef & Beer

Welease Woderwick

SSD

Pitch a tent and win the caucus!

Waterproof Polo

Fucken Mayor Cheat. Make Biden average again! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

SSD

Woodchuck to ground squirrel: Send transmission to the one armed scissor. Tarantula deadly cargo. Twilight campfighter


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