Gabriel Medina J-Bay Pro
“Just woke up” Medina posted as he rose from his coffin of earth to observe. He licked his lips, a metallic taste of last night’s kill fresh again on his tongue. He will feed again. Soon. | Photo: WSL

Ghost of Gabriel Medina hangs over epic J-Bay Pro finale

"Just woke up."

J-Bay is back. And though it stuttered a little on return, a few days of flaccid energy, long lulls, and longer lay days, it did not become a bloated carcass of anticipation, which might easily have happened.

The finale was both solid in waves and superb in spectacle. More than enough to rescue the waiting and whale-watching.

I was also on the lookout for big scary grey fish. It’s a morbid curiosity that J-Bay always brings. I saw one “incident” during the heat between Jordy and Luke Thompson. A dorsal shadow slid into the lineup, swift and silent. A mild pause, a stifling of air, but no limbs lost. Competition resumed. Scant comment from the booth, of course.

Which brings me, with some guilt, to Filipe Toledo. I’ve taken swipes, like we all have. And look, if I had his skills, I’d heave myself over any ledge in the world, but I’m not sure I’d paddle happily out in places with known shark activity.

Filipe ripped at J-Bay, a place he’s always done well, but still carries the air of a man who has swum with a fear far deeper than sharks.

Poor Jordy was surely smarting on his decking today, having limped out with an unlikely loss to rookie Mignot. This should’ve been the one. The wave that detonates within spitting distance of his house. He’ll be moping around that house right now, in the fug of a Red Bull comedown.

The quarters started with a proper spark: Yago Dora vs Leo Fioravanti. Their first match-up on Tour (how?) and Dora played it perfectly. Flow and patience woven with enough torque to rip the boards off Jordy’s deck. For my money, he was underscored on a 7.87 with two mins to go, but it didn’t matter.

Next came Kanoa vs Griff. Colapinto’s soft, low hands and easy lines felt real. Kanoa Igarashi was sharper, perhaps even more radical, but it’s a simulacrum. Radical-by-design. Nothing spontaneous.

Filipe dispatched rookie Marco Mignot in the third quarter with comfort and control. Mignot had earned his spot by taking down Smith, but he looked spent, wide-eyed. Toledo was an assassin with manners.

Then came the heat: Ethan Ewing vs Connor O’Leary. Forehand vs backhand in a cathedral built for worship of both. And the best versions of each that currently grace the world stage. Ewing, typically, was all rail and rhythm. But O’Leary’s backhand was doctrinal. Needing a score, he summoned forth an 8.60 from the heavens at the buzzer. Big Jordy Smith cheered from his deck. Half-crying, half-worship.

Dora vs Colapinto in the first semi was a marquee clash. Griff was flaring. Dora was just pure geometry. He moved to World No.1 off the back of this victory. A position few people could argue with in the landscape of his talent.

He’s also somewhat of a thorn in Griffin Colapinto’s pale side. 6-2 up on head-to-heads now. There are doubtless reams of sticky journal pages dedicated to cartoons of Yago Dora meeting more unfortunate endings than Wile E Coyote.

But the moment of the event came in the next semi, and it belonged to Connor O’Leary. Trailing to Toledo he notched his first ever perfect ten. A blitzkrieg of backhand surfing followed a short barrel. No styling, no posing, just a critical line and full commitment. The commentary team lost their minds, and justifiably so. Even I was shaken from existential beleaguerment. Something about the pace, something about the power. O’Leary’s backhand has a visceral groove.

 

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He came ashore early with two mins left on the clock, and who could blame him. If he’d gone home right then I’m sure he’d have been satiated, but more was to come.

The final was an unexpected all-goofy match-up: Dora vs O’Leary. Not a match to make you salivate on paper, but here, today, it was perfect.

Somewhere, Gabriel Medina stirred.

“Just woke up” he posted as he rose from his coffin of earth to observe. He licked his lips, a metallic taste of last night’s kill fresh again on his tongue. He will feed again. Soon.

O’Leary edged a final that lacked the verve of the heats that preceded it, as is so often the case.

“The Tour wins when Connor wins,” said Jesse Starling. For once, a line in the booth that didn’t make me want to walk into a shark-infested sea.

Commentary throughout was disappointingly bland and often annoyingly competent. Flat. Safe. Like a fireworks display called from behind bulletproof glass. We can’t win. either it’s painfully ludicrous or achingly dull.

Your top five heading into the penultimate event in Tahiti is: Dora, Smith, Igarashi, Ferreira and Ewing. There are only two surfers I care about watching in Teahupo’o on that list.

But there’s a punch or two packed in the chasing pack.

Griffin Colapinto, having returned from the wilderness of a poor start to the year, is right there. If Teahupo’o pumps, Jack Robinson is the grim reaper. And Barron Mamiya has a shot, too.

The new format changes make the chase for the number one spot a little more interesting. Maybe a little less theatre for Finals, but fairer all the same. The number one surfer will now only need to win the first heat of his or her match-up to win the world title. Only in the event of a loss is the best-of-three contested.

No posthumous gravy for Carissa Moore, who lost her opening heats on Finals Day (and two world titles) when she was clearly the number one. No medals for ghosts.

But today Connor O’Leary was very much alive. He said he’d aimed to do the best backhand surfing that had ever been seen at J-Bay. It may well be his first ever Tour victory, but that statement doesn’t seem ridiculous now.

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Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago

Did anyone else feel the actual level of surfing on display across the entire event in general did not match the quality of the waves ?
I found it quite lack luster given its the top half of the draw

Pat Waimea
Pat Waimea
1 year ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

Yes. Kind of a weak 10 compared to years gone by

Hippy
Hippy
1 year ago

Steve is a sports reporter, best in the business

JP is an interpreter by comparison, far more intuitive than analytic with thoughts beyond any blow by blow

Lucky to read both for however long, but one style requires an inspiration and the other more scientific

I watched very few heats myself and even in quality surf, something energetic was missing. This tour is dead and going through the motions, has been all season.

To say Gabriel and John are missed is the definition of an “understatement “

Think I lost interest at Burleigh ( Julians win), the slog through Victoria and WA lost me with Trestles and Rio casting my interest adrift. Pretty sure I am not alone, turning off the volume was not enough

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Hippy

Maybe you’re just bored of Pro-surfing even surfing in general? as it’s been a pretty stellar season thus far.

Hippy
Hippy
1 year ago

JP’s bar is so high

Maybe too many wrap ups is too many

Unless you’re running high

But flat and safe is still like a firework display behind protective glass

Jp’s bar is so high

BLACK IRISH
BLACK IRISH
1 year ago

Cons backhand easily best on tour. I think Griff was underscored… great heat!

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Robbo to win Chopes, Fiji and world title

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

Nope he might get close but he won’t take it.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

That’s not a crazy idea, but the surf would’ve to be next level. Exciting prospect though.

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

One trick pony Dora Silva near the end of a heat with free surf aerials gets him out of jail usually. Thankfully the lad with the Irish name with Japanese and Aussie connections put him to bed 🏆🇦🇺

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

J(P)-Bay…

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
1 year ago

Cmon JP. That’s the most hollowed out synopsis by you ever. Agreed that the epic finals day must’ve dented your usual angst and appetite for despair but please don’t tell me you’ve also fallen for Derek’s shark fear baiting???

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
1 year ago
Reply to  Durban Poison

Totally fair. I can do better.

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
1 year ago

Your writing is a gift. That’s for sure.

Anon
Anon
1 year ago

Not sure about the commentary being annoyingly competent. Been said here before but worth repeating, stop talking when someone is surfing! Fill up the dead air when surfer are bobbing out the back, its annoying but I get it. But we don’t need a play by play during a ride, thats when you end up with hand jams or some other non sense.
Also, focus on the live part of the livestream. Why do they miss so many waves during replays, useless ‘we’ll be back’ breaks that could keep showing livestream with no commentary and interviews/some gimmicky Kaipo segment! Missing even one wave in a half hour heat where they catch only a handful of waves is a fail in my book!
Rant over

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  Anon

I can’t do it anymore. I just have to watch on mute. Its unbearable.

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Cote calling everyone a “global superstar” is peak idiocy.

Jack John Johnson
Jack John Johnson
1 year ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

If you quit they win.

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

How about Picklum letting multiple waves go by then slapping water after the horn. Surely that warrants a barbed eclogue here.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

anyone have a clip of what that foamy wave she passed on did down the line?

Piskian
Piskian
1 year ago

This month’s Book Club suggestion,”Shark Drunk”.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

perfect as always, although I do miss the mis-adventurous and often cynical side of your standard prose.
Bravo Connor, although I would love to have seen Fil grasp the trophy….just to poke Chas in the ribs.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

Good read JP

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago

I want more classic JP ennui, here. Is book done? Relationship back on the up? I ain’t kidding. That material always gold.

Piskian
Piskian
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Shartenfreude always good clickbait,right?

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Piskian

Sharkenfreude

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Well, therein might lie the problem of one report per comp – less dead air to fill!


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